Breaking news: It appears that I have been identified as a man who is “noble,” “trustworthy” and with “wisdom.” HOW”D THEY KNOW? That is TOTALLY ME!~ This is ten times better than a horoscope because horoscopes don’t promise to give me 20% of $18M (USD) - which is over three million dollars! With this much money at stake, I feel like I need to poll the audience. Please help me decide by penning a note with your vote in the comments box. Thanks! Brian
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For heaven’s sake, help them! It appears that after the “brake out of war”, their prostates were attacked.
Or you could ask him to send photos with a loaf of bread on his head.
Either way.
Justin is amazing. Who knew that there was a website designed, not just to alert you to the scam (like snopes), but to retaliate against it? Only the infomaniac whom I’m proud to be related to. Wanna see the future? Check out his blog: justincaldwell.org (also conveniently located in the column on the right of this site).
YOU’RE RICH! YOU’RE RICH! … let’s see, how should WE spend the money? I have plans, my brother…oh, how I have plans. Please move forward with this transaction, POST HASTE!
BTW, if I were you I would surely give them my real bank account number - maybe even my savings account!
Wait! Miracle of MIRACLES! I was just notified that, I just won the lottery in the Netherlands!
OH, HAPPY DAY - NOW we are both rich!
…truly the gods have smiled on us!
How can people laugh at such a sad story as this one? Bloggers can be so coldhearted. My heart is touched by this and I for one feel inclined to help these poor, unfortunate creatures of God. Of course, 20% is just too little for such an altruistic act of benevolence. However, it’s a good start. For such an act of generosity and sameritanism, I would require at least 45%….and some stake in those diamond mines.
It’s hard to be so noble.
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